I'm an incredibly geeky man who somehow happened to find a wife who apparently continues to love me. I have two children, the eldest of whom is a badass evil genius who will probably kill me one day, and the other obviously hates us and wishes he had different parents, because he never stops crying.
I'm a claims adjuster, but not really by choice. It just kind of happened when I didn't finish school.
We live in Minnesota, but we're always open for something different (even though Minnesota is the best I mean come on).